Viral Propoganda

techno-stronzo asked: Oh blacklightvirus , let me love you down~ <3

…Surely you realize how bad of an idea this is. Right?

ode-to-the-prototype asked: BLACKLIGHT virus, do you like being hugged?

Not particularly. Doing so makes me all the more aware of what I am and, thus, what I can or cannot do.

ode-to-the-prototype asked: What is your favourite thing to eat?

I generally don’t ‘eat’ - not like you know it. Consuming appeases my dietary needs. Alex, however, was very fond of Italian food - particularly, tortellini.

I can wear a mask? Haha- I’m totally kidding. You’re just a rather interesting guy. I don’t care if you are a virus or not.

I’m not entirely sure a mask would help, all things considered. However, I…thank you for the compliment, strange though it may seem.

Oh, well then that explains why you just exist in the red zone right now, right? I’d be a nice enough person to socialize with you… not that you’d want anybody close. :/ I’d end up just getting killed so… guess it’s better off that way.

What is it with people wanting to willilingly socialize with me..? If you are aware of what I am - and thus, what I am capable of doing - why would you even want to get remotely close to me?

Do people want to become shambling, shuffling, out-of-their-mind infected?

xomnixmeowx asked: Do you ever think that you could possibly ever fit back in with the rest of Manhattan? Or do you think that you'll just disappear after your mysterious work is finished?

I could fit back in, easily. Moving about as a member of society is by no means difficult. As to whether or not I’ll actually do that? I don’t know. As a virus, I have no need to be ‘social’, if you will - and even when he was alive, Alex Mercer was quite the sociopath. So it is not as if I have to do this, to be comfortable.

Anonymous asked: Why are you such a pretentious prick?

It was less about Alex being a prick and more about being so socially awkward that it was downright amazing. Life sucked, as you humans put it, and by the time he was done with high school, he was already borderline sociopathic. I think you may be able to see where things went decidedly downhill from there.

ode-to-the-prototype asked: In your own opinion, WHAT are you?

I am a virus. I am pretty sure that my ‘opinion’ does not factor much into that.

ode-to-the-prototype asked: It does? How so?

I can’t recall the last time I saw someone under the age of 21 reading a book.

ode-to-the-prototype asked: Alright then. But I'm pretty sure that humans are just NATURALLY stupid, you know. Anyhow, what do you have against me calling you "Lexxy", BLACKLIGHT virus?

Humans aren’t naturally stupid; you didn’t make it to the top of the food chain by being morons. But this new generation, admittedly, terrifies me.